
Day 1 – Chicago
We rented a mini van after a little trouble and began our journey to Chicago. We arrived at the HoJo around 9PM. We got ready and I left early to meet my friend Ann from grad school at Rock-It. The place was dead. Once the boys arrived, we caught a cab to Rino (the one bar I did not want to go to). Fortunately, there was only a $10 cover but the place still sucked but at least I was there with friends. I heard rumors of $1 Vodka drink but I sure was getting charged more than $1.
Day 2 – Driving and Spring Lake
We slept in the next morning so we did not get into Spring Lake until after 6PM. We normally go to Grand Rapids this day but we were all exhausted so we did not go and ended up going to sleep early. I think this was an awesome move and enabled me to go strong all the way up till the last day.
Day 3 – Fishing, Spring Lake, and Grand Haven
We woke up bright and and early to fishing. Unfortunately for Mike and I, our bodies did not like this morning. I took Dramamine but it could not hold up to the 4 to 5 foot waves on the water. I felt sick almost as soon as we hit Lake Michigan. Fortunately, I felt better are a little bathroom time. We also only caught 1 small King Salmon so the effort was not worth it.
The disastrous day continued when we thought we were helping out by cleaning the “Scream Machine.” Unfortunately, we thought Jeff’s Dad told us to beach the boat, which we did, but he did not because one of the props has a history of not going back down. After a couple hours of being on a rocking boat (that also made me not feel good after I got off) we were able to fix the issue by jumping the hydraulic solenoid. Afterward, We took the boat for a quick spin but had to get ready to go out.
We hit up Kirby’s that night. I had planned to explore the city but was still not feeling the best so I decided to stick with the boys for the night.
Day 4 – Spring Lake and Grand Haven

This Saturday is supposed to be the best day on the Hanky Pank for the entire summer due to Coast Guard week. Unfortunately it rained the entire day plus it was cold but that didn’t stop hundreds of boats from being out in the cove. We had a lot of fun. Some people on our boat did have an almost near run-in with the law after a water balloon launcher incident but everything worked out.


Mike and I decided to mix it up and no go to the Kirby this night. On the suggestion of Mr Kennedy and a little luck, we stumbled upon the Eagles beer tent. They had a band from Chicago that was well received. The place was packed. I at first thought it was going to be like Paddyo’s but unfortunately it never got to that level. I did have fun and enjoyed the $3 beers. Mike and I then bar hopped to Rose Bud, Theater Bar, then Kirby. We ended the night with a 1 hr cab ride to go 3 miles. Mike was pissed.
Day 5 – Spring Lake and Grand Rapids
This was by far the best day out of the trip. The sun was out in full force in Spring Lake but I was surprised with how little boats were on the Hanky Pank. We did pull up to some good boats with a lot of girls and had a lot of fun. Once we were pulled in, we cleaned up and drove to GR. Unlike the other times in GR, we only went to one bar; Crush in the BOB. It is an 18 and up bar and there were very little people over 21. The good part was there was a lot of dancing, super cheap drinks, and no cover.
Day 6 – The drive home
Nothing really memorable for the drive home. I drove a little bit and spent the rest of the time sleeping, surfing the web, and writing this post. We dd though hit up a Chinese buffet.
Memorable Moments
- Steve and his “wedding ring”
- The most stupid 19 year old I have ever met in Chicago. “What do you mean to 55? There is no 255 in Chicago.” I still think she is clueless.
- Watching all the “kids” bump and grind at Crush in GR. I remember the days of just going up to every girl you could with to dance.
- Someone stealing the floating couch and having the boys swim to the other side of the cove to retrieve it.
- Everything associated with the water balloon incident
- The inability to get a cab in Grand Haven and the fights that ensue once a car/bus rolls up
- The car ride to Chicago once we “picked up supplies”
- My body not agreeing with being on a boat even though I love it so much